Thanks...cause I'm right on the cusp of being one of those guys that you see in those commercials...you know the ones where the attractive and fit couple, both with a wry and teasing touch of gray in their hair, are out walking a dog on a beach and then cut to scene of them sitting in front of a fire and they exchange deep, soulful and meaningful looks that tell us, the viewing audience, that merry coitus is about to commence shortly after the commercial? You know, those?

Well, like I said, I'm right on the...oh wait. Damn. The cusp has passed. Just about 5 seconds ago, it was. Crap.

Send me some viagra. Fast.